You all have probably watched that awesome movie, “How to lose a guy in 10 days”. If you haven’t, please watch it immediately. This movie was about a girl who for some reason or the other, was determined to lose a guy in exactly 10 days, as the movie states.
The movie didn’t particularly show how to lose a GIRL in 10 days, and this article isn’t about to put a time limit on losing a girl. It should however tell you how to lose a girl; as for how long it takes you, that’s entirely dependent on the chick.
And so here goes..#1 Tell Her You’re Not Looking For A Long Term Relationship
If a girl hears you say that, she’ll call it quits, and fast!! Girls look for long term relationships, they always have. It’s how they’re built. When a guy meets a girl for the first time he generally thinks about the physical benefits he might be able to get from a girl. However the girl begins to think about the emotional benefits and believe it or not guys, after about a week of dating you, two weeks tops – a girl can picture in her mind what your kids will look like, where you will live together in future and what you will eat at the restaurant the night you propose, scary but true. Any girl who says she isn’t looking for a long term relationship either carries emotional baggage, sleeps around too much (that’s not good), or is straight out lying, and hoping that by telling you that she’ll work her way into your heart and get you to change your mind….
#2 Hate Her Friends
Oh my… you will almost always lose against her girlfriends. If you want to lose a girl, hate her friends, or worse, have her friends hate you!!. You’ll be caught up in something so vicious and swift that she’ll be gone before you realize she’s out the door. A girl’s friends mean everything to her. She trusts them as the extra eyes and ears of her life and lean on them to make serious decisions. When the feminine council comes together, you want to be on their good side, or they’ll drag your name to hell and back. Buy them cupcakes for their little get togethers (don’t bake any, you don’t want them to think you’re gay), support their causes, stuff like that.#3 Love Her Friends
Welcome to the delicate balance of emotions called “WOMAN” . This will lose a girl faster than hating her friends. Don’t get too cozy with any of her girlfriends; don’t go out on little errands with one friend and exclude her. Don’t show any particular interest in a certain friend outside of the normal, natural, neutral, platonic relationship. If you do, your girl will begin to suspect that you and her friend have a relationship which doesn’t involve her. She’ll despise you for cheating on her with her own friend, and while she may in time forgive the friend, she will almost never forgive you. Avoid situations which will bring you and any of her friends into contact with each other, especially if she is not there. And if she asks you what you think of a particular friend, never speak too much on the subject.For example ; what do you think of Jenny dear? (you reply) she seems like a good friend of yours, I respect her as a friend for you. (she says) do you think she’s good looking? (you reply) she’s alright I guess, I’ve never really paid any attention (even if Jenny is smoking hot!!!)
#4 Ask Her To Buy You Stuff
What the heck? There’s no way a guy is supposed to ask a girl all the time to buy him stuff, especially if he has never bought her anything in her life. Society dictates that a guy is supposed to take care of the girl. Some girls are independent and don’t mind spending money on a guy they really like, but no girl is going to sit down and let a guy live free off her like a leech or parasite unless she is mentally unstable, or unless he is her husband and used to work but is unable to do so because of illness. Don’t tell a girl you’re taking her out on some date and then let her pay for everything ALL the time. She’ll drop you like a hot rock. One thing that attracts a girl is the idea of security, and just like how she likes to know that her guy can fight and protect her from bad guys, she likes to know that his wallet can protect her from poverty. You won’t assure her of that if you’re mean and won’t spend.#5 Cheat On Her
This is a real deal breaker. She will absolutely leave you if you cheat on her. Which is understandable, since a relationship is based on trust, and if you cheat that is considered breaking her trust. And remember what I said about her wanting a long term marriage, oops sorry, relationship ;D teehee. Long term relationships generally lead to marriages, that’s what she looks for, a guy she could settle down and have kids with. If you can’t stay away from other women while you’re just her boyfriend, she’ll never trust you with the responsibility of being a husband and father; and to her, if you can’t be that, then don’t be anything at all. Even a young girl wants her “bf” to be faithful.#6 Lie To Her
This might seem pretty cliché, like everyone knows this, but you still can’t leave it out, as it is one of the number one ways to lose a girl, and some men have no shame when it comes to lying. A girl may catch them eyes rolled back and pants rolled down with another girl, and they look her in the eyes and say, “it’s not what you think” or “it wasn’t me”. What was it then, and who is it if it’s not you?? Such blatant lying insults the girl’s intelligence as much as the actions insult her pride. Not only do they lie about cheating, but simple, day to day stuff such as where the boys hung out last Friday, why don’t you and your dad speak any more, and embarrassing as it is, the size of his sexual organ. You don’t lie about such things, especially the last one, girls can tell eventually, and will eventually find out!!! They have ways. So if you want to lose her, lie until deceit asks you “what’s the matter?”
#7 Nag Her For Sex
There is a line, when you cross over from kind of hot and seductive, to being a total turn off. Find that line and don’t cross it, or she will first laugh at you, and then leave you. You don’t want to come off as a mongrel (street dog) in heat (mating season). If you’re too anxious when it comes to these things you will push her away, and a once willing, welcoming girl, could start to look at you the same way she would look at a rapist. Most girls like to know that they are desired; but they don’t want you to breath down their necks at all times and pest them for sex. It is better to allow her to start or initiate conversations about it sometimes, so that way you’re sure she is comfortable and into it. It’s a welcome change that may build a relationship if the girl feels like you’re there for more than sex, which she will feel if you nag her all the time, and as a result of this nagging, she will run away!!#8 Talk Gossip About Her
Don’t, and I repeat don’t, go around boasting about her to your friends, whether it’s good or bad. The way guys talk about girls can be rather graphic and disgusting, you may not see anything wrong with it, but how would you feel if you and your friends got together to chat about your girlfriends, and your sister happens to be one of your friend’s girl. I’m sure you’d become immediately sick after hearing him describe her and say stuff about her. You’re allowed to discuss her, certainly, it’s normal and natural, but don’t say anything you know she’ll be upset about if she hears, as most times she does hear, and the situation gets ugly. Not only that, don’t go talking bad about her to other girls either. It’s tasteless and doesn’t speak well of you, since only girls are thought to gossip… it just makes you look like a vicious, spiteful girl yourself. The moment she starts coming to you to say, I heard from her or him that you said this about me, she begins to lose respect for you, as she can’t trust you, and if she can’t do “stuff” with you without you blabbing, then you won’t get any “stuff” to blab about, get it? ;D “He who keepeth his mouth keepeth his life” and his girl.#9 Neglect Her
If you treat her bad in general, and don’t seem to care for her well being, then she will leave you for a guy who does. Girls love attention, and they love to be loved. Some of them don’t require you to be all clingy, but a casual phone call to let them know that you care, or my favorite, a text late in the night when they’re asleep so they can wake up, read it, and smile first thing in the morning when they think of you, will show them your commitment. These will keep her happy and with you, even when most of the other things are going badly, at least for a time. If you want to lose her, make her put her all into the relationship, and then don’t give anything back. She will assume you don’t love or care for her, and then why would she stay if she can’t even get that basic thing out of a relationship?#10 Wear Her Clothes
I searched long and hard for number 10, and I finally decided this was it. Do not under any circumstances put on your girl’s dress, make up and high heels, no matter how you think you’d look! Sigh… look, I’m only trying to help you, so help me help you. Don’t attempt this, she will catch you in the act one day and it will be weird and awkward. She will discuss it with those lovely friends and they will decide that she should leave you, because you are GAY (this may or may not be true. If you do this, consider the possibility that you might be, but haven’t come out of the “closet” as yet). And really, of course if she thinks you are gay or homosexual she will leave you, you’d have no need for her. She may however turn into your best friend and try to help you search for your homosexual soul mate, LMAO!!, which shall be very embarrassing, especially if you’re not really gay!
Written by Tiara-kaye Woodbine, a 16 year old girl from the island of Jamaica, born in the month of September. She is involved in the performing arts and enjoys dancing, acting, and reciting the poetry she has written. She was asked to write a guest article for Jijo Sunny, whom she considers a friend. Although not a blogger, she does enjoy writing and reading.
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